There was a woman in the seat behind me in the cinema who wouldn’t (or maybe couldn’t) stop talking. For a while, it reminded me why I stopped going to the cinema, but then Megalopolis kept happening and it ended up feeling like part of the show.

Kris Kristofferson has died, aged 88. In 1987, he appeared on Wogan alongside Johnny Cash and covered everything from being a Rhodes scholar to landing a helicopter on Cash's lawn, while also treating us to a few bars of one of his biggest hits.

Pleased to say I’ve learned a lot more about Kris Kristofferson in the last 24 hours and it certainly sounds like he was an absolute hero.

They’ll be slightly confused, but largely unaffected. Completely pointless.

Haven’t watched Newsnight in years. 3 mins in… That’ll do.

TV guide on hotel telly has organised all channels numerically, regardless of medium.

Just put a coat on to leave the house… Unnecessary.

What a treat to see Saturday Night at #lff tonight. A terrific film, so thrilling and a real love letter to the show (I know, vomit, but it’s true). No doubt 99% of what happens is absolute spice, but with SNL the mythology is sort of the point isn’t it…

Apparently you now have to pay for an ad-free version of the National Rail app or you get full screen, unavoidable-to-click bullshit. Getting tougher and tougher to believe myself when I tell people I’m not sympathetic to communism.

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Three changes for #NUFC, with Lewis Miley, Tino Livramento & Nick Pope coming in for Sandro Tonali, Kieran Trippier & Martin Dubravka. Claims overnight that Tonali has muscle tightness, so likely why he only a sub, while Dubravka is dropped after signing his new deal. #NEWNFO

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#NUFC subs vs #LFC: Dubravka, Targett, Krafth, Miley, Longstaff, Willock, Neave, Osula, Wilson #CarabaoCupFinal

THAT is the strength of English football. A team that wins nothing for 70 years, still supported by massive hordes. Trophies matter, course they do, but, at every level, it's people (their devotion, energy, endurance, memories) that make football clubs great. ✊️✊️ Toon fans.

⚫️ Impact on Howe's overall influence ⚪️ Club open to reinforcing every position ⚫️ Shift in tone from hierarchy Newcastle have grand ambitions, so what comes next after finally ending their trophy drought? 📝 Chris Waugh 🔗 nytimes.com/athletic/62092…

Wonderful effort from my friends at Lord’s Taverners/ Final Word podcast crew at Edinburgh. Not least the incredible Haylee Fuller, taking on the Haggis Challenge (5k AND 10k Saturday, THEN half marathon AND marathon Sunday). Mindblowing stuff… donate.giveasyoulive.com/fundraising/th…