you cannot make sense to a person who only comprehends things at their own level of perception. no matter how much you explain, argue, or try. save your energy.

It’s biblical to leave what refuses to receive you.

You need to have a higher purpose. Your life can’t just be sleeping, waking up and trying to make money. Your life won’t feel like it has meaning.

I sincerely can’t stand any adult who doesn’t believe multiple opinions can be expressed about a situation, you can’t think your opinion is final.

Pls as a woman don’t shoot any romantic shots oh!!

Nothing annoys me like when I see “Chips” on a menu and you bring Yam or sweet potato for me.

I’m now of the age where I understand why people take one or two shots of whiskey or tequila to bed.

Down to the call log… I delete it

“Hey mama” only when I post pictures. Your mama dey una hometown o

I just am not a type B gyal. When things don’t go as planned, I’m pissed the hell off. I’m not a go w the flow gyal. I need STRUCTURE and efficiency

I really hate it when my best friend gives me good advice that is opposite of what I had planned to do in the first place.

even for jss2 wey i do 20 subjects, life no hard reach this

So if I get married, all the meat, Milo and milk will be under my control? Waw 🤭

One of my biggest bad habits is that I don’t check my phone. I don’t care enough for my phone honestly. All notifications are disabled except my mail. I barely use my social media anymore. I’ve just outgrown that phase of life where I constantly check my phone or my texts.

i just want to be a wealthy fine girl.

I predominantly date busy men (lawyers, doctors, consultants, private equity investors, marketing, finance) as busy as they always are, they make time lol please don’t let them folks fool you.

interest is cheap flattery. I don’t know why people make it seem like their interest is sooo valuable. what do I want to use your interest in me to do? Is it for eba? or kpukpuru?

i did not actually kill my mother 🧍🏽‍♀️

Every woman must build a solid self esteem because the world is designed to call you ugly and expect you to crumble at the mere pronunciation of that word. They place your value firmly on your beauty. You must demolish it.