Wonder how many people rang in sick to work this morning

Did I like the new islanders? No. Did I enjoy love island last night? No. Am I going to watch it again tonight? Yes

Faye is literally my idea of hell, would be a awful friend and a awful girlfriend

Toby is the reason every girl has trust issues. Nobody wants a Toby

Unpopular opinion: Hugo is a drip

Send Liam home asap

These love island boys have got me thinking Nathan has a secret wife

But why is nobody asking how teddy is????

Why do Lavish Alice not stock a size 4 though. Sick of my life

Hate Faye

Imagine telling someone you love them and them replying with “ayyyyyy”

Unpopular opinion: Liberty is a drama queen

Honestly have some of the bestest friends when it comes to the relationship they have with my child. Could never ask for more

Just want the wardrobe Fallon Carrington has

People that don’t tag their outfits are the worst

Boris can piss off I want to go out on Boxing Day and I’m not having him say otherwise

I don’t even know why I watch after life, I spend every episode crying

My addiction with pasta is a joke