Literally use my twitter like a diary

I have one puppy that is soooooo good and so clever then the other one is just a complete idiot and has such selective hearing it’s unreal!

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The way Jonathan Bailey plays any role! He defines what acting is and should be.

“Colin how many days until part 2 of season 3?” *image* “Cheers mate” #BRIDGERTON Netflix

Todays plan; •Give the dogs their first walk •Re watch part 1 of Bridgerton season 3 ready for season 2 tomorrow •probably fuck all else because I’m already tired 🤣

Don’t understand what the issue was meant to be with people saying about Pens boobies. They are lovely I wish my boobies were like that 🤷‍♀️😂 #bridgertonseason3

Benedict walking round with the macaroon tin *congratulations have a macaroon 😭😂 #bridgertonseason3

The more the seasons go on the worse they get tbf. Older ones are definitely better

Got asked how many weeks my nearly 1 year old was today because she’s dinky and still looks like a baby 😭

Why do they not tell you how hard adult life is?! Kids, work, marriage, it’s all made out to be what we’re meant to want but never fucking how hard it is to maintain it all

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At the end of the day Tory or labour they are all in it for themselves to fill their pockets. We’re all fucked no matter who’s in government

If I knew life was gonna be like this, I woulda held my breath in the delivery room

Still the same 😭😂

Yearly twitter log in complete, still shit, will try again next year.