Google is great because you can ask something really obvious and nobody has to know

I'm okay with spending $40 on food but won't buy a $40 shirt

Is anyone really happy with their nose

People who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

Act like you trust people, but don't.

"Money won't make you happy." Yeah....financial stability is horrible.

What do you mean "4 minute shower" it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature

"you wear that shirt a lot" yes because I own it

I like to hang out with people that make me forget to look at my phone

Imagine bumping into 2007 you at the mall

I am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

Taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

Do rude people know they're rude

People who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

I don't need a date I need cash

It makes me so happy that strangers find me followable

Could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

Why do good shows get cancelled when American Idol is in its 13th season

How much do islands cost I want one