A (previously) inhabited planet with a circular hole hundreds of miles wide buried deep into the centre of the world Two continental handprints carved into the surface on either side A thick white liquid filling up the inside, and having spurted out of every volcano. I was here~

Link showing Zelda what happens when Ascend is used on a person

A front row seat to the end of the world ✈️💦

Using divine power to create tiny, densely populated worlds, just to destroy them for my own pleasure… What’re you complaining about? You were literally made as a toy to be broken~

I’m SO glad I’m fucking enormous and not some helpless little speck. Like, it’s soooooo nice not having to worry about instant death by boner. Like, seriously? Dying under my cock? Evaporating beneath the incalculable weight of my monolithic shaft? Pretty embarrassing lmao

Anyone else have this issue where their timeline has fewer and fewer tweets as time goes on? Like, I haven’t unfollowed or muted more people, there’s just less stuff there, and it stops me from scrolling after a point. You guys are really getting too tiny to hear…

Only reason the rapture didn’t happen today is cuz I didn’t jerk off yet Idk is this anything

I only hope that when I wake up tomorrow, my morning wood casts a shadow over you all 😌

Using the colossal behind for nefarious deeds

Smothered by your partner's morning wood as they sleepily grind into the mattress, your speck-like body unfelt between the warm, rigid shaft and the soft cushion below. You hear a muffled yawn echo from beyond the suffocating fabric, followed by a deeper, more needy *grunt*.

Me? I like microscopic women with a big ass!

Girl who really wishes she had also bothered to study the shrink spell as she looks up and sees me straddling the planet

Arduous treks across a single freckle adorning your oblivious SO's rear. Your heels dig into uneven 'earth', the normally soft, supple surface rendered almost rigid beneath non-existent weight. You look into the far distance, yet are unable to see where the browned flesh ends...

Today’s mood is a trillion of you mites living on my asscheek like a planet

I do this sometimes but occasionally I use continental shelves or planets instead

Halloween more like uhhh skewering your planet with my halloweener

Wish there was a term for that scale in between “city-sized” and “country sized”. “State-sized” and “region-sized” aren’t really doing it for me.

Lowkey fiending for some desperate worship rn

Honestly I hope for your sake reincarnation isn’t real, cuz just statistically based on how much space I take up you’re probably just gonna keep being reborn on my ass