No, Elon Musk accidentally buying twitter is not very similar to the fall of the Western Roman Empire.

It's also not Van Gok.

Bit of a long shot, this, but anybody got two tickets going for Thurston Moore at the Occii next weekend? Catastrophic miscommuniation has left us ticketless and sad... #OCCII #ThurstonMoore

Many years ago I found some old negatives at Waterlooplein flea market, hundreds of photos. Unique photos of the war & liberation. I'll share a few of these, never before published (except online by me) pictures here. Hitler & Mussert dolls hanging. Akoleienstraat. 🧵

Hey pay attention this is one of those handy times you can check to see who on your feed claims to know what's going on and then immediately stop taking them seriously forever

Yeah it's a cricket joke but I'm proud of it.

ok this app sucks ass im done if you want to find me i will be here using it

Ever get that thing where you see a take so bad that your brain just inserts a blue tick that's not even there?

No

Absolute tragedy everyone's got their "He's totally Thomas Matthew Crooksed it" tweets ready and we're not even gonna get penalties. #ENGvSPA

ok well good luck with that

it's just so cringe tho

Duplicate. Discriminate. Decouple.

So like, I assume that everyone who has Jeff Goldberg on Signal is adding him to every single one of their chat groups for jokes right now yeah?