I just had a patient that I helped out tell me stay cool. I was thrilled until I remembered it’s really hot outside today

August 11th 2023 A good day

why do people need to wait until it's cold out to have soup. you can always have soup. soup in the morning. soup at night. soup on a cloudy day. in fact you could have soup right now

Et tu?

Wake up and smell the game day

If I said it once I will say it again. Mac Jones was never the problem. Zappe was never the answer. Matt Patricia was the problem

Did someone remember to wake up Green Day today?

Hey friends and various acquaintances! This is not goodbye but I’m leaving Twitter/X for a while. Thank your for the memes over the years. Broken Bert will never forget ya

I went from having pneumonia and Covid to having an ear infection. I don’t know which cosmic deity I pissed off but please cut me a break 😂

It’s the time of year my friends from college and I argue about Mac and Cheese. It’s not soup