Thinking of writing a huge opera trilogy "Das Rheingold Beer" - where ancient elfs and gods leave wet and mystic cycles of "Rings" on coffee tables from their beer cans.

After decades of diddling about, the Church is now chorteling its priests into behaving like good and proper celibates.

So the job description is for a man who can't marry, has to wear a black robe all day, must remain celibate for life, and is surrounded by young boys in his daily work - and there's surprise at what happens in the aftermath?

Celibate man in white robe instructs celibate men in black robes not to diddle little boys. Problem solved! Now let's get Jared to fix the Middle East! Easy stuff, people!

Saw these 2 books on display (at B&N) and put them together for this foto. Beauty in art still doing fine hundreds of years apart in time. Struck by similarities.

Pope to priests: Hands off little boys! No diddling. New policy goes into effect January 1st.

Here’s another of my late night jokes – “Kavanagh refuses to  withdraw. In addition, he said he’ll remain a candidate for the Supreme Court.” Buda boom

Senator Graham angrily warns Democrats that if they block the Republican would-be rapist, he'll block theirs.

Trump giving the secret hand signal to Kavanaugh's frat brothers that he has NOT slept with Nikki Haley. The blank, stupid expression on his face is not part of the code - that's just his blank, stupid face.

In honor of the horror against Jews, the Muslims will give a week off from terrorist attacks and the Christians will not say we killed their God - one week only, people, one week and then it's back to normal. Gotta love religions standing together.

I'm lobbying Congress to pass "The Trump Act of 2020" - no person may run for President without prior governing experience. Make it so!!!

The EU fined Mastercard $650 million - but when they pay it, they'll earn $25 towards a choice of Starbucks or Dunkin' Donuts gift cards!!

Reading the Rolling Stone interview with Jack Dorsey. Twitter is revolutionary but he doesn't seem to be aware of much. He's less socially in tune than Zuckerberg, which is terrifying. Very disappointed. No depth. Jared Leto will play him in the movie.

Breaking news: Treasury Dept. will not allow Mark Zuckerberg to pay the $5 billion fine of Facebook in cash with five one billion dollar bills that he keeps in his pocket for when his credit card is declined.

The Piero Tour of Italy by Bernie Langs wanderlust-journal.com/2019/08/13/the… via Sarah Leamy

What if the whistleblower is TIFFANY TRUMP??? Revenge at last!! Trump would deny knowing her!!

Have you heard ‘Two Paths - B. Langs feat. Gretchen Farrar’ by Bernie Langs on #SoundCloud? #np soundcloud.com/bernie-langs/t…

Check out this song I composed with assistance from the vocalist A. Banda based on Ovid's telling of the myth of Diana and Actaeon in his long poem in 8AD. "Actaeon Requiem: soundcloud.com/bernardlangs/a…

Brown Univ. 1979 - lesson learned: Winners say, "Terry O'Reilly is a Poppy No Good Nick" - I've never been the same.

Bowie in Berlin - the most magical time of pop history - an unreal tale - one can only imagine