Taught a 4 year old to say “house down boots mama” yesterday. Guncle duties complete

Me today shopping online

Set an alarm for a nap but the guilt for not working out hit too hard who have i become

Choosing to read the small yes in baby Nessarose’s voice

Have they just given up? There’s so many shots where you can still see the crew??

#PokemonLegendsZA

mook to gaitok this episode #thewhitelotus #whitelotus

One thing about me is that I will always sign an office card twice. Once from myself, and once from the overly specific, overly personal and completely fictional Oliver

to do list: bite the hand that feeds me put all my eggs in one basket kill two birds with one stone let the cat out of the bag think inside the box burn bridges walk on thin ice play with fire

bob dylan accepts that it’s 2001

Wearing boxers under swim shorts is a surefire way to spot a single straight man

I want Halloween 2026 already

The White House this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

My tattoo artist said that my skin takes the ink really well today and I sat in the chair the whole session like

Stranger Things series finale was the I think the best it possibly could have been and I am very pleased. I can’t wait for my algorithm to show me nothing but people complaining about it for the next month

everyone bitching and moaning about the stranger things finale needs to chill out… it was a good finale and ultimately the WRITERS can choose how THEIR show goes…

hi if you are walking slowly/awkwardly/confusingly in public causing me to almost bump into you i want you to know i wish you evil

Macbeth quaking in Dunsinane castle