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Adding a fee carbs in today, and trying aldis lorne sausage.

Protips for the perfect Lorne sausage: 1. Season generously. 2. Flatten out. 3. Fry to medium well. 4. Remove from pan. 5. Throw in bin. 6. Put actual proper sausage that tastes of something in pan.

Imagine having this little estimation of your own worth.

Oh fuck it go on then...

Easylife are back running their scam again. They deliberately target the elderly with purposefully hidden subscription sign ups when buying things online or over the phone. Even when cancelled they will keep details on file and try to steal money again after a year or two. If

Jesus. The first and last stories were terrifying. youtu.be/zm5B4IjYlaE?si…

Fancy reading a book where everything goes to hell and we have to climb out of civilisation collapse and fight for everything? Look no further! (Any similarity to current events is purely coincidental)

Miserable bloody day. Never stopped raining. Should I have a gay cocktail to cheer myself up?

The people have spoken.

Labour MP Afzal Khan MP implores the party in "stamping out Islamophobia - in whatever form it takes." Can I say this? -Since 2000 there 94 out of 97 terrorist murders were committed by Muslims -90% of suspects on MI5's terror watch list are Muslims -Out of the last 8

There is no good reason people should not be allowed to carry pepper spray. It does no lasting damage and would save countless women from being assaulted. On an unrelated note, my advice to any ladies is to keep a little squirty bottle of pure Carolina reaper mash in your

Tweet of the day.

Lmao no you weren't. You were elected by default, as a side effect of the massive F you given to the useless Tories by the electorate. Labour will be getting the same treatment next election btw, but let's not kid ourselves you'll still be PM then.

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The kind, tolerant left, ladies and gentlemen. Such paragons of virtue.

Not buying them is exactly what a lot of these companies potential customers are doing. "Fuck you, don't buy our game" is not a great business model tbh. Neither is pandering to a vocal but tiny group of mentally ill activists with no interest in your product beyond using it as

Indeed. Imagine if your history teacher had told you one of my favourite stories about a man traditionally portrayed as a 'one note' villain in history: Henry VIII used to go out at night, with a mace containing 3 concealed pistols, and look for ne'er-do-wells like a fat,