Delighted to confirm that the 1st week of #coronavirusuk #lockdown went down without a hitch in my house 🤪😏

Greetings fellow #Covid_19 #lockdown - ers. Complete this sentence: The most unusual thing I've contemplated buying and /or have bought whilst trying to avoid lock-down insanity is.... 🤔

Are are people doing out there? #covid_19 #corona #uk #lockdown #funny #comedy

I personally think #HouseParty is safe. Especially offering to award $1 mil to anyone who can prove they've been compromised. No app is ever 100% safe (Facebook have been hacked a couple of times) but if you /your kid's do want to use it a little more safely here's a guide...

#COVID2019 #comedy - Funny but true. 😂😳😷

Wee-man and I have started his #YouTube channel. bit.ly/OllyFM_YouTube Would be great if you and /or (probably more likely!) your kids would subscribe and like his videos. 🎬 🎥 👍 😁

1/2: Evans Cycles I ordered next day delivery on Sunday. No sign of my light by Wednesday. Customer Service email says expect a response to my contact in 10 - 15 days. Your lines are down. You have no chat feature on your site. Its 2020 yet your cust. service is stuck in the 90s!

2/2 Evans Cycles - and pls don't blame CV19! Other retailers are maintaining excellent service in these times... And I'm sure your leadership team wonders why the business is failing! 🤔 🤔🤔 Get with the times and please contact me ASAP whilst doing so. Thanks.

Hey Evans Cycles Email response ❌ Online chat ❌ Response on FB messenger /Twitter ❌ Phones to call ❌ Is there any cust. care whatsoever at the mo?! If Mr Ashley pulled himself away from the sale of NUFC for a sec & focus on this failing bus. for a sec it would be great👍

Hi On the Beach the final payment for our holiday is Monday and we want to cancel /postpone. Desperately need to discuss options by end of today. PLEASE CONTACT ME! 🙏 🙏 🙏

So my son tried to teach me how to play #Fortnite... It would appear my Call of Duty skills of old are a teeney weeney bit rusty 🎮 🤦‍♂️ bit.ly/OllyFM_Fortnit…

Hey YouTube Creators YouTube Gaming YouTube TeamYouTube surely someone at Google / Youtube towers can help me with more than a basic vanilla /scripted response to my issue??? Full details here - bit.ly/OllyFMYouTubeS… Would love someone's help in getting this fixed. TIA

Thankfully @ericdier's performance wasn't crap, too! 💩 ⚽ 🤭 #COYS #THFC #TottenhamChelsea #CarabaoCup #EricDier