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Adam Irvin Breitbart News Trump would be 82 at end of term, which is too old to be chief executive of anything, let alone the United States of America. If DeSantis runs against Biden in 2024, then DeSantis will easily win – he doesn’t even need to campaign.

MeidasTouch I don't care what your policy preferences are. Who... WHO looks at this and says "Yeah, let's give nuclear weapons to the guy on the right!!!"? x.com/MeidasTouch/st…

I remember when looking like a douchebag was enough to lose someone an election.

God has a sense of humor.

That's a pretty harsh thing to say about Mar a Lago, but not completely inaccurate.

Endorse Trump? Trump's VP: "Hell no!" Trump's SecState: "Hell no!" Trump's Chief of Staff: "Hell no!" Trump's SecDef: "Hell no!" Trump's Chairman of JCOS: "Hell no!" Trump's NatSec Advisor: "Hell no!" Trump's Comm Director: "Hell no!" Trump's Lawyer: "Hell no!" Rupert Murdoch:

Kamala is losing because she's not proposing a sufficient number of purely delusional economically and governmentally illiterate policies.

MAGA: "We are liberty-loving patriots who cherish our god-given freedoms and will die for them if neccessary!" TRUMP: "I'm gonna shut down media which fact-check me, jail my opponents & their donors, use the military on protesters, give police total immunity..." MAGA: "Cool!"

Wait are you now telling us that smearing someone's military service is *wrong*? Tim Walz, Gen Milley, Gen Mattis, Gen Kelly, and the very pissed-off ghost of John McCain would like a word...

Here's MAGA's idea of authenticity:

If Ted calls something "bipartisan" it means he had nothing to do with it & voted against it but wants to take credit for it.

Me: Colorado is an egg-laying reptile.

The Yankees can still pull it off if Mike Pence has the courage

"I'm Kamala Harris and I approve this ad"

BREAKING: Amused by how easily he got Trump supporters to dress themselves as garbage, Pres Biden has now called them "Pieces of shit".

"Everything was better under Trump"

"Everything was better under Trump" (pt 2)

I have heard more coherent monologues on subway cars between stops. When is Trump going to pass the tip jar?

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