@RachelFergz Jonny Lawrence bumped into Chris Hughton in Nando's earlier & he said tell Furrychuff to stick it in her pipe and smoke it.

@RachelFergz Jonny Lawrence no condolences or niceties... Just pipe and smoke it

@RachelFergz Jonny Lawrence you'd wanna see a doctor if ya chuff did smoke. Can't be healthy. Guy just mustn't like u saints

@RachelFergz Jonny Lawrence hope u do. Fear I could be waiting longer than a month

@RachelFergz he won't be pleased if I end up being the totty #pitlanerotter

@RachelFergz Go the SAINTS!

@RachelFergz Sarah Ford woh woh woh, we don't love you saints, we don't. We hate you Liverpool, we do.

“Mary S. Hardman: Alberbury YFC thankyou Ben Price and embrey 4 a great night #newmembers #hopetheystay”No probs, great bunch of members, old & new

Brilliant weekend in Bala for Shropshire YFC officer training weekend

The #UKstorm has begun

Great to see so many new faces at Ludlow YFC new members evening. #keepthemkeen

Cracking new members evening at Dorrington YFC. Attempting the chairless seat. #keepthemkeen

Big day tomorrow as Ben Price and stephen evans bid for your votes to become the next Shropshire YFC vice chairman #AGM #yourvotecounts

@RachelFergz that is very Christmassy. I'm going to have to pick myself a new one up. We need a #christmasjumperday

@RachelFergz like it. Only good thoughts... Of sleeping. Get your thinking done during the day!

Base architecture, what's it like to be at the back of the room? #sba14

Proper lush feed Dog and Bull last night with @RachelFergz. Will definitely be having the mussels again.

@RachelFergz I might give it a miss and remove my finger nails one by one with a set of pliers. Santapaws! Nuts