I just had to be born into a miss state family. This is where my fuckin anger issues come from. We are never good but sometimes alright. Then we hit a streak and fuckin piss down our fuckin legs. Horseshit

Welcome Coach O'Connor. Let's Get back to the Standard.

Yes this is my 4th time golfing this week. No I haven’t paid for a single round. Yes I’m unemployed. #blessup

Cut my nuts while shaving this morning.. she better make it worth it smh !

If you have big boobs are you’re like a 6-7 hit my line. I’ve got a boat

Your nose ring doesn’t look good, not today, not yesterday, not ever

At a bar that I’ve never been to with two buddy’s and they being mad pussys rn just wanted someone to know

If you’re a female and you’re from some small has town in you should not have 10k plus Snapchat followers. #shrink

Drinking for Pat Tillman today. He’s my hero

In a month and some change, I will be waking up Saturday morning nursing my hangover to then sit and watch hours and hours of football with my closest friends. Man life sure is sweet.

Lyla Garrity could abuse me in so many ways

Soon…

Dak to De'Runnya

Please lord all I want for Christmas is a box Chevy !

I love to lie. Nothing brings me more joy.

Wherever I go the property value goes down starting to notice maybe I’m the problem

Now that the whale is back can we take the next step?

Is this the only time that State made the #1 spot on Sportscenter? I can't recall another time.

65 and a little cloudy is peak golf weather