i could’ve been pope if it weren’t for this bum knee

If me and 99 of my boys took down a gorilla we wouldn’t tell people but there would be signs

Umpiring the worst it’s ever been #AFL

My coworkers be giving it their all & I be on instagram

#COYS

The Haliban just bombed New York 😭😭😭

Enjoy getting drafted lil niggas

Just watched Ferris Buellers day off. They don’t make them like that anymore

You right on all three counts

BT going serious triple M areas here on hating the prime train here and I’m all for it

Twitter remains undefeated when world events happen

One of the all time finals games from Dangerfield tonight. Crazy

Hoping I don’t wake up to a LeBron retirement video tomorrow

No Nathan Lyon is a massive miss by the selectors

Ben Stokes is so unlikeable

Not sure how you can go to subway and not know what you want

Is bazball dead? #Ashes

Ben Stokes is so unlikeable #ashes

Steve Smith has to play t20 for Australia

Get Steve Smith in asap, can’t be losing to Zimbabwe