There are times like last night where I wish I was still playing football. But I do look back and think if I could have been a better goalkeeper if my training didn’t consist of “you stand there and the rest of the kids are gonna shoot.”

Thank you Ten Hag for dragging United down

First go at carving a pumpkin.

Photo pass has already fallen off once tonight. Any other togs use anything to keep your passes in? Just want a lanyard I can slide it into. Thanks all :)

Can we just appreciate the genius of Orson holding Adam’s arm on the walk in tonight. I was in stitches #MAFSUK

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Anyone over on Bluesky? bsky.app/profile/benjil…

Fraudulent activity on my account and neither PayPal or Google are willing to accept it. Really shouldn’t surprise me. Was something to do with TikTok at 1am - I don’t even have TikTok downloaded on my phone

In need of a pop based zine/publication to shoot for. My kids are into Sabrina Carpenter, Olivia Rodrigo and Katy Perry so I need the cool points shooting them instead of punk bands they have never heard of/refuse to listen to

Allison v West Brom. The impact. The emotion.

Just realised the Wolves gk shirt & socks I bought after being badgered by the girls I help coach into getting a pink kit doesn’t match. I think the Woodley United Ladies under 11s still appreciated my efforts (also chose Wolves as it was my dads team and he passed away last month)

Was gonna buy myself some Lego but instead I’m gonna have to buy extension leads.

Someone get me a photo pass for Oasis for a major bucket list item that needs ticking off. The 11 year old me buying What’s the Story from Andy’s Records would be eternally grateful

I don’t promote the fact it’s my birthday today very often, but if someone can get me a photo pass for one of the last Oasis shows at Wembley that would be amazing! Liam Gallagher any chance of hooking me up - you guys are top of my bucket list

Any football clubs want a photographer for Saturday? Local to Reading. Have some new gear to test out

Is this new groom a real life Derek Zoolander? Anyone seen him turn left yet? #MAFSUK

So the Beta drops at 8pm but Steam is saying 4th November? How do I know if I got the early access for #FM26

I don’t know what is wrong with Football Manager but I’ve had a goal disallowed when it was over the line on the replay and a goal scored which is 2 yards offside. And nothing mentioned in the press conferences. This stuff had better get fixed

Anyone know any shops that sell adidas UK Sparkfusion boots? Daughter needs a new pair and I heard these are designed for girls but they come up small so need to try them on. Went into Sports Direct and the wall of Adidas books had none