I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of stand-up comedy and then asked it to write stand-up comedy of its own. Here is the first page.

Try me

And a half

#getrichslow

Thank you for 25 followers

It’s mint that lakehead has a free courselink that links you to the other courselinks u gotta buy

Buy low sell high

I want to help

My Twitter is pretty much complete nonsense at this point

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Help me reach 100 followers — I’m halfway of the way there!

Not taking risk is the biggest risk.

Please retweet for better participation. From all time high, your portfolio is down by

Thank you

Building wealth needs time. There are no shortcuts. Anyone telling you otherwise has got something to sell you. That is his shortcut for creating wealth.

False

In defense of being bored. trib.al/OmjzGKt

Not trying to impress others is freedom. Try it.

What you have today is what you once prayed for. Be grateful while you aspire further.