I would pay $1/order for Amazon to just dump the shit on my front stoop and take the box with them.

Like him or not, this is a fantastic LinkedIn profile.

Flashbacks to agency days and a PM thanklessly chasing people around to get signatures

Was so much fun talking to Mark, and I stand by the idea of finding passion by looking for what’s broken or lazy. Work from your competition should look like garbage next to yours if you’ve done your job right.

v excited for our conservative accountants from buffalo to get the invoice that says "dominatrix referral (flat fee)" on it

“Act like an owner” is such a shit piece of corporate rhetoric because it’s only told to people without ownership who will never be offered it.

School Board meeting got hit with an all time prank

Instagram and Facebook users checking out Twitter while they’re down x.com/findurmeme/sta…

Copywriters are like cats and won't necessarily let you know when they're fucked. Here's how to tell if your copywriter is absolutely fucked and needs a break:

This is so good x.com/ASovietOnion/s…

Block your cals for this one.

Another academic making the move from basic to translational research

This was a treat of a way to spend last Friday. Thanks to Rachel and Shann for the hospitality!

Fun fact. 15% of the searches we see every day have never been Googled before.

"The day that I returned to work I stood in the hallway sobbing, sobbing, before I could even open the door." Returning to the office is creating a mental health crisis for nearly 1/3 of American office workers. Read our latest report here: nonfiction.co/helicoptered