Finally understanding why people say a man’s prime starts in his 30s

you literally tasted yourself off my fingers no we cannot be friends

You no like thick girls bawo Ogini 🫢❤️🥹

Kings, just stay alive. Ruthlessly and embarrassingly removed from a democratically elected position with court cases riddled with adjournments upon adjournments. He survived it all and outlived his enemies. He’s now a first class King over an admirable empire. May your

Most girls marry immediately after they finish university without having to add a dime to the wedding bills Meanwhile you as a guy after uni is when your own life just start, 5yrs you might still be struggling to balance your life.

If you get pop for house,just Dey sleep with helmet

I don’t buy the “japa to Africa” narrative. Been there, tried it, didn’t work. They hate you for being Nigerian and would not hesitate to show it. And the police/courts have no love for you. They’d jail you even when you’re the victim. For business, even more awful.

I meet a woman. She expects me to impress her. In usual fashion, I do that. She’s naked in my bed. As time goes by, she falls in love with me. She then realizes it isn’t mutual. Resentment ensues. What she fails to realize is that I need to be impressed too, and so far,

At first your babe go be like God sent but after sometime you go realize say God knows nothing about them.

This one can never taste poverty again, unless he gets involved with an Igbo woman of course

2013 Mercedes Benz ML 350 now available -Foreign used -Silver on on black interior 🏷️: N27 million ($17.7k) Contact for details 📥

To chop albino still dey my bucket list and e no go pass this year

The kind of BBLs these girls are doing, even God, the creator must be confused.😭

Nigerians had access to Grok and it left after a short while.

One day we men will also come out and talk about how a lot of ladies are very lazy and boring during sex. This is a story for another day.

Few days to 2 years in the US and I can say how greatly my life has been transformed. I remember one month after I got here, Alicia came to pick me up from work and the first question I asked her was is there light at home, it just came out of my mouth unconsciously. Hadn’t

The perfect lunch for this cold weather.😍🥰🙂‍↔️🍚🍲

First poster for the ‘IT’ prequel series ‘IT: WELCOME TO DERRY’ Releasing in October on HBO.

Not all girls will leave you when your money is finished. Some will stay to know if you're hiding some more money on other Bank accounts..

I pray against this for every graduate