A short story

Please use Michael from the Office to announce it Cineworld

“What’s your favourite colour? Mines a three way tie. Red, white and blue”

DSM gonna be my number 1 on Spotify unwrapped

Me after watching She-Hulk finale

Doctor Who is now part of the PPCU (Paw Patrol Cinematic Universe)

Just buy a Bounty?

Guys guys Elon Musk is an anagram of SKYNET 🤯🤯🤯

If I was a super hero I’d be called Low-Iron Man (this tweet was made by a frequent nose bleeder)

I know I’m hilarious cos I say syrup sandwiches at the end of every line of Humble

A grain of rice came out of my shoe

Instead of telling them how he met their mother why didn’t he just show them the tv show

Pronth

yeah i'm excited for dune 2. dune 2 chicks at the same time man.

The equaliser 2 Equal 2 iser Threequaliser The equal and iser Equal 5 The equal and iser 6 Iser 7 The Fate of the iser E9 Equal X

Saw Ten your seatbelts no okay it doesn’t work there

Onions are my Roman Empire