I’d never play Boar On The Floor for Logan Roy but I would do it for an Aritzia employee

My grandma thinks that every time you use a gps a real person has to track your car and read directions to you through the speakers

guy in front of me at the airport has a cane with michelle obama’s face carved into it that he made himself

real housewives all yelling over each other at once ASMR

Am i going to be 45 years old still texting “fnwjcjwnxn” to my friends? i fear it may be so

Marianne williamson is our only hope. we need an astrology bitch in the white house sooo bad

2023 is all about being a little silly

forcing my bf to watch real housewives with me then breaking up with him because he likes it too much

hmmmm

desk chair won’t stop squeaking

Patiently waiting for the elizabeth holmes-esque documentary about dog DNA testing

just dropped off the 2 giant suitcases i’ve had by my door for months at goodwill

my neighbor’s 10 year old daughter singing kill bill by sza outside my window… something sinister is in the air

It’s actually really brave of me to use social media when i haven’t seen this week’s episode of succession

clocking in for another long day at the killing yourself factory

seated

using the 5-4-3-2-1 grounding technique after my everything shower

Sometimes searching vintage y2k kitten heel size 8 on ebay is the best medicine