If only team USA had a ultra quick physical force to deal with Walczak, Jesse Shofner must have been out of town or something

Freechild = manchild

It's not the spike—who cares about the spike. It's the obvious taunting prior to the spike. It doesn't fly in the NFL or NBA, so idk why we celebrate it here. And then it gets highlighted lmao. Anyway GG, well deserved W.

If you're the type of person to treat lost and found as you're own personal shopping spot, you're a top tier trash person. I hope whoever stole a furious jersey reads this.

I have twitter circle and idk what to do with it.

This guy comes up to me in Greece and says "Are you Canadian? I love Jordan B. Peterson! He speaks the truth" Our legacy is ruined

Heard San Diego sucks this time of year anyway

“What’s a bartise?” -Devon

Can’t teach being a natural @nhi_nguyen3

Let’s fucking go Molly Brown Ultimate

Some of y’alls internet/twitter presence is weird af

Things guys do they should stop doing #34: Leaving 4 soaking wet dish clothes in the sink for a week. (If you’re my roommates and see this, no you didn’t. But also wring the water out or wash the towels)

Did we decide where frisbee twitter would go when twitter crashes and burns? I’d like to keep watching from a distance

it’s not even the real national team why are y’all so pressed?

Can’t help but feel disrespected when someone stares me straight in the eyes and puts their mask on

Furious is playing a home showcase game next weekend at the Burnaby Lake Sports Complex. Bring your family and friends and come check out some elite-level ultimate. Furious vs Seattle Sockeye GAME TIME: 5pm LOCATION: Burnaby Lake Sports Complex #monkeybusiness #monkeymentality