Yet to have an unassisted run at a supermarket self check out

Thrilled to bump into the iconic Steven Marr on my morning commute. We had a wonderful (albeit brief) conversation!

This feels a lot like George Costanza’s Human Fund

The decline of the vending machine is one of the most underrated stories of the 21st century

Childish to order 4 of the same sushi’s?

Too many heroes on the train not sitting down - needa take those seats and create space! Metro Trains

Zchus

Diligence when washing your hands in the bathroom alone vs when someone is standing next to you. Incomparable.

This needs a retweet.

If you use a bread knife only to cut various breads, feels like a once a year wash is sufficient.

High pressure scenario: door opening duty when getting off a busy train at Flinders St. Must react in nanoseconds.

Password for leaving a stop and chat: “anyway”.

Pants killer: avocado flying out of the sushi after a big chomp.

Choccy Hamenstashen is slept on, sick of this Jam monopoly Haman

Been a tough few months for the sheep with this constant Sheep Grazier Warning. Hope things improve!

Not many tougher reviews than at the Dentist. Always challenging to front up when previous recommendations have been ignored or forgotten.

Watching 6/10 jokes get big laughs at a workplace is the worst part of capitalism.

Set your coffee plan at an unusual time (e.g. 9:21am) for a higher chance of a free table #yiddishekop

#RIHLive which historic revolution would you say had the highest benefit (e.g. positive re-alignment of societal values, removal of despotism) for the lowest cost (e.g. loss of life, poverty)? Danuta Labijak

Feels like a Thursday today