Web4 is just people going outside again

We all know the nine famous reindeer but everybody seems to forget Chancer the bad boy who only ate MoonPies and tried to get everyone to invest in crypto early

Saying "Happy Holidays" is always offensive but this year it's a special kind of gaslighting because literally everyone you know is miserable

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Good questions to ask yourself: - how is it almost february - when will we band together to destroy the sun once and for all - how many MoonPies can I fit in my mouth - do I really need to share my wordle results every day

Meta is now hiring full time remote software developers and managers (mobile, full stack, infrastructure, ML) in Canada. Interested? Ping me!

sarajo FWIW I thought baseball cards were dumb too. At least an official piece of cardboard with Ty Cobb’s face can objectively be called “rare.”

“Teresi's promotion reflects the recent explosive growth in Apple's ad business. Apple's biggest advertising source — search ads — grew 238% to $3.7 billion in 2021 versus 2020” What interesting timing! What else happened in 2021? businessinsider.com/apple-shaking-…

Just one game after there was a massive call for more Warriors to help Steph Curry share the load, they put together their most balanced scoring attack of the series. Wiggins: 26 pts Thompson: 21 pts Curry: 16 pts Payton: 15 pts Poole: 14 pts

“I don’t understand why X was laid off, and their manager also couldn’t tell them why.” With layoffs being more frequent, a thread about how who is let go is often decided, and why it can seem random (even though there’s a system):

Basic internet math for Elon Musk's claim load time in India is 20s because of 1200 RPC calls (v.s. 2s in US): Bangalore->SF is ~250ms 1200 *.25s = 5 minutes! Way off!! 20s load time = MAX of 80 sequential calls Reality is likely 5-10? 1200 is happing inside datacenter?

It's been about a year since I've used this thing. What's new?

When trades happen fast, we’re here to help. #TradeDeadline #Trades #Basketball #weretalkingaboutmoving

I didn't have a blue checkmark before it was cool.

Haven't been on Twitter in months if not years. My "For you" feed is 99% Carnage4Life Tweets. What could this possibly mean?

If you have an opportunity to work with Schrep, you should jump at it. Really proud of and hopeful for this venture!

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Find me at threads dot net slash beltzner Logging out, and not planning on logging back in. Apparently this means my account will get disabled in 30 days. Byeeeeee.

LET'S GO NINERS!! We're hungry for some 🧀! #FTTB