Just jumping on here real quick to say I hate the imperial system ok bye

Usher, sing for us! Usher:

What is this halftime show I could not tell you what is happening

It's 20⁰ and sunny today and I feel like I could conquer the world. Brb moving to Sicily or Mykonos next winter

I drove around in Detroit for the first time yesterday and I just wanna talk to whatever godforsaken city planner decided on that layout for the roadways. Why did we think that was an appropriate way to build a city??? You couldn't pay me to live there and drive it everyday.

The Tortured Poets Department coming out this week is the only thing getting me through right now

Man... fuck cancer.

Probably the worst time to be off your antidepressants is when you're grieving. Ask me how I know

I'm looking for a man in finance. Trust fund. 34. felonies.

oh you think something is cringe? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite the cool kids??

I don’t have the energy to get mad every time it seems like someone might be making fun of Christianity. Jesus spent very little time getting mad at being mocked. Most of Jesus’s anger is directed at injustices toward vulnerable people. I try to be upset by the right things.

WOW NOW THE OLYMPICS MOCK THE ASCENSION? WHEN WILL THIS PERSECUTION END??

I wish there were more recreational classes for adults - at varying levels. I've been trying to find an advanced adult tap class for more than 5 years and it's proved to be impossible. Now I want to take a gymnastics class and all I cam find is an open gym. Adults want fun too!

I was just served my first glass of water that wasn't just a cup of ice, and I've decided I'm never coming home from England. I live here now.

I have to come home today which means I'm immediately trying to come back to Europe as soon as I possibly can

Getting the urge to quit my jobs and change careers again rip

You know, the one downside to being self-employed is there's no stress leave. If I go on leave, there's no work to come back to, and no income in the interim.

I've been back from Florida for like 2 hours and I already miss my family ugh. Why can't Florida, Idaho and Ontario be all within a day trip's distance of each other

Hi just wondering why flying from Detroit to Boise costs almost as much as flying to England

The imposter syndrome is strong this week my god