Gm

thank you for coming to the launch party! <3

Optimus gaining sentience on the factory line right before the silicone skinsuit station

xAI offices have a dedicated room for testing

they don't know that the machine god automated them two years ago

"can we add this to the sprint?"

wow i can't believe Windsurf allocated 20% of the company to founding engineers

sudo kill -9 -1

Gm

when she asks how big it is

share a piece of sex lore about yourself

reading this would kill a 2014 software engineer

the ideal number of software engineers on a team is one

watching the correct tokens flow to my computer

"it's a crotch rocket for the mind"

Did you say ZIRPotle?

git commit -m "cicd fixes" git commit -m "fix cicd" git commit -m "CICD fix" git commit -m "fix ci/cd" git commit -m "CI fix" git commit -m "fix cicd" git commit -m "fix cicd" git commit -m "fix cicd"

taylor swift is engaged. we can't get married until 2027