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El Pocker Focker

@beflapped

Puck Futin is a beer I want to drink

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calendar_today21-05-2015 21:10:39

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80k names, dates of birth, tax file numbers, home addresses and bank account details of SA gov employees hacked > 10bil thrown to ASD > Millions more Aussies hacked > Cobra Kai instead of Python taught in year 7 #fuckinstupidreality

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Don't rely or take comfort in the idea of being able to transfer out of ANZ online at anytime cos they can lock that the fuck down at the drop of a hat

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Step one take away their right to protest, step 2 take away their right to withdraw cash, step 3 roll out cbdc (see fed now, rba inu coming) step 4 communism

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While I'm on a roll how about we leave the fuckin dingoes alone and in fact reintroduce them to areas where they've been made extinct? How is rampant numbers of prey and feral species and a broke ecosystem not seen as a problem in your mainstream media, fuck your sheep & industry

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Wheat is a nutrientless joke that has destroyed the world and created a population of diabetic zombies with irritable bowels. From farm to slaughter, witness the time and energy it takes to process one sheep 😹 what a joke the world is.

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And isn't it also amusing, just a few years ago there was so much concern for personal macro details being monitored and retained, yet now the majority of the 1st world's population personal details are available free and publicly if looked for in the right place lol 😆

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Nice to see business healthy in Oz with Coles yearly profit equal to a $43 donation from every single member of the country's population, ceo raking in a nice 3m, and peeps running out shops in celebration with hot chooks stuffed down their pants daily

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NRMA reports a record number of claims for animal crashes, stats don't include 100s of non claimed incidents and several fatalities, as another small part of country finally outlaws killing dingoes at the brink of extinction w/only 42 left in the area 👏

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Tax payer money being used wisely, funding aerial snipers and bringing multiple organisations together to discover the obvious - yes, dingo piss scares dingoes. Farmer sheep fucking Joe cries about fences, sun, rain - anything really. Innovationless, cancerous backbone to country

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🎉BTC Markets is celebrating 11 years in crypto! 💰To celebrate, we're giving away AU$5,000 worth of #Bitcoin to 10 lucky winners! #giveaway 📅June 6-30th 2024 To enter ✅Follow+Retweet ✅Comment ‘#BTCMarkets is celebrating 11 years in #crypto’ T&C's: ow.ly/zbuS50S6ssM

🎉BTC Markets is celebrating 11 years in crypto!

💰To celebrate, we're giving away AU$5,000 worth of #Bitcoin to 10 lucky winners! #giveaway
📅June 6-30th 2024

To enter
✅Follow+Retweet
✅Comment ‘#BTCMarkets is celebrating 11 years in #crypto’

T&C's: ow.ly/zbuS50S6ssM
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Someone saw this guy at Whyalla shopping centre today, and he's been seen cruising around the surrounding towns as well. Bizzare.

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Telstra, Optus & TPG are forcing 14k–20k Aussies — mostly elderly — to buy new phones because older 4G Samsung models are deemed “unsafe for 000.” Right before Christmas, zero compensation. A $3–8m cost dumped on the public while carriers hide behind “safety.”