If nobody else got me, the porn bots got me 🫡 🧡

Just here to post some recents 🧡 shot on Nikon D7100 with AF NIKKOR 28-85mm

The cleric (my wife) is currently calculating the foot per second speed of a Mage Handful of actual lava with the Catapult spell cast on it - essentially it looks like you can throw a hunk of molten rock at about MLB pitcher velocity I love women in STEM

No context stream chat

When your dating history is exclusively white guys and you get a new bf

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**we had to wait an entire 8 months for a study to wrap up before we could properly clap back to this* BUT A LOT OF STUFF GOES ON HERE. 🧵

Unsure if y’all have seen the memes of Foghorn Leghorn telling anime protags how tf it is, but I really really need one of Foghorn slapping the daylights out of Amuro Ray

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at my desk straight up jorking it, and by ‘it’ haha well… lets justr say. My Pentax

Me, flipping my turn signal on to merge: “what a beautiful day, wow” Driver in the next lane: “if you want into this lane, you’re going to have to f u c k i n g KILL ME,”

Finally saw the December Sky half of Mobile Suit Gundam: Thunderbolt men would rather commit like so many war crimes than go to therapy, huh

My therapist after I set up an emergency appointment with him: “so, what brings you back again so soon?” Me: “my Spotify Daylist started with Modern Baseball two days in a row-“ Him: “oh god.”

Been busy touching grass a little

Shinji - do a kickflip or else Rei will have to do it again

bouncing on it from a journalistic standpoint