It’s that time in the festive period where the really lovely customers come out shopping. 7th December the first ‘miserable bitch’ thrown at me

The words that are striking fear in every retailers heart at the minute ‘the website says you’ve got it in’

M&S Foodhall isn’t for the weak today

We decided to have the big family Xmas dinner yesterday and Xmas Day is about relaxing. Leftovers, lots of cheese and an Indian takeaway for us today

Working Boxing Day for the first time in about 10 years. I hate working Boxing Day.

Nor wanting to get anybody aroused, but Elvis’s 68 Comeback Special is on BBC2

For long time followers. It’s my kid’s 16th birthday tomorrow. We’ve come to watch the basketball today. Real combo of spectators

How is a single train ticket from Altrincham to Chester £6.70 on Trainline but if you buy it at the counter it’s £15.80. For the same train in 15mins time? Crackers

Happy two years of the best lipsync of the season, for those who celebrate!!

You want to know real Disappointment in life? Buy these

Twitter ads have been getting more and more bonkers over the months but this one is the winner so far. Does she get paid for people clicking on it?

Tell me something you love as much as Smooth Radio love the Dirty Dancing soundtrack. (You won’t be able to)

I went to see Diana Ross last night and it was 2 hours of amazing fun and was over by 9.30pm. The dream!

Go on Supergrass! Give us nothing! #Glastonbury2025

I’m in Skiathos, but I’m really looking forward to seeing on here all the Manc cosplay going on in town today

I’ve been in Skiathos all week, and I don’t think there’s a better Greek island.

Sat on a balcony in Tenerife listening to the various different lounge singers from the different bars. The loudest is the Margarita Prachatanesque lady singing ‘Englishman in New York’