We’re officially living in a Parks and Rec episode. #WearAMask

There would be a lot less problems if all cops were not bastards, but rather, cake.

The boys got into it tonight

If I see spicy tuna on the menu it’s going in my belly

What is Joe Biden’s plan on bringing back snack wraps to McDonald’s

I’m honestly surprised it took 9 albums for taylor swift to start singing explicitly about murdering men

Account Balance $1400: Me at Burger King: Bring me the king

happy 1 year anniversary to one of my favorite twitter moments

Thinking about a McDonald’s snack wrap… manifesting…

“ew you let your dog sleep in bed with you?” my dog is the only thing that’s kept me alive for the past year and a half but okay

It’s been over 10 months and I’m still thinking about this tweet

I was an editor on the Kardashian apps in 2015 in LA, worked days nights & weekends, could only afford groceries from the 99 Cents Only Store, called out “sick” more than once bc I couldn’t put gas in my car to get to the office, & was reprimanded for freelancing on the side ❤️

Americas next top ramen

You absolutely should not have to tell your boss at Dick’s Sporting Goods that you need an abortion

This is a very powerful way to use urban art