“Out for Delivery” just isn’t enough. I need to know what street you on

Normalize using words like: colleague, classmate, acquaintance, old school mate, neighbor, client. Not everyone is your friend

me to my private story....

Twitter let’s make this happen! Michelob ULTRA

Forget Netflix and chill I’m tryna cornhole and grill

and get enough sleep!

Say again for the girls in the back!

a man that isn’t afraid to kiss u in front of all his friends >> 🤤

controversial but I’d much rather work a 7-3 than a 9-5

My biggest flex is that 11 year old me came up with a normal Snapchat username and I’ve never had to change it

i hope you get every bit of karma you deserve

Okay but just how much they look alike …. Is really creepy

College football is the greatest sport ever invented

November = Gossip Girl. Don’t ask me to explain if you don’t know… well you just don’t know.

the feminine urge to find one lipstick shade, one nail color and one perfume that defines you perfectly.