the color orange is named after the fruit

yo i have more followers than pewdiepie

*benign political tweet*

😯📐 Ni con el interior, ni con el exterior de la bota... Con el ¡EMPEINE! 👟 ¡GOLAZO de Lucas Vázquez a lo Toni Kroos! 😎 #RMSuperCopa | #HalaMadrid

2020's off to a great start 🎉

Did I do this right?

Chairs are underappreciated

We flew to New Jersey to surprise her dad!!

I wish I could pay for premium sleep. Free sleep sucks

Today I said goodbye to my best friend of 12 years, Keelah. She was my service animal, my savior and my BFF. She wasnt just a pet to us. Loved by all. I'm going to miss her dearly. RIP Keelah, a family member. 😥❤