Sticking it to the man is tiring work (ask how I know).

This time of year it’s hard to tell if I should be napping on the windowsill or an unattended laptop.

Heeey hoooo heeey hoooo

I get DMs that are all “lemme see your pussy” and I’m all “I AM A PUSSY YOU WEIRD HOOM!!!”

Yo yo yooooo. Naptime, bitchessss!

The can of chicken is the natural prey of the housecat.

The best time

One of these years I’m gonna make it to midnight on NYE.

That was some primo lap, yo.

No, YOU’RE the one sleeping in a funny position.

Sometimes you gotta wash the butter out of your fur,

I really like vegetables

I’m nine! I’m nine! I’m a big cat now, I’m nine! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEE! 🎉🎂

Mage & Rogue hunting toys!

so then I said, “Oh yeah?” And I gave him a bite.

Been finding some primo spots today.

Sky grumbles! I’ll be in the storm cellar under the bed if you need me.