ぼくいつもフォロワーさん達に じゃがいもみたいだね っていわれます🐰🥔

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日向があったかいって知ってるから、 日が当たる場所を選んでお昼寝できる かしこいうさぎです🫶

新しいおうち 新しいカーペットでも この通りです （テレビすらなくて暇なのでTwitterに来た）

[ bi’an left andrew completely bamboozled. congratulations you’re the first to do that ]

[ wujiu after being the biggest hater alive ]

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If—If you’re an “artist,” aren’t your paintings supposed ‘t, I’unno, lo-lo—look good…?! (Mutter, mutter.)

Keepin’ qu-qu—quiet won’t salvage your piss-poor paintin’, y’know…! (Andrew’s unmoving otherwise. At least he’s partially following instructions.)

(Huffing. He’s momentarily, yet unwillingly, remaining silent.) Jesus—Jesus Christ…! What’s takin’ so—so goddamn long, huh…?! Sittin’ here, doin’ nothing, isn’t use-useful, y’know…!

[ eddrew ]

Tr-Tr—Try it, you friggin’….! (Eyebrows knitting together. He’s droning off, scowling.) Hu-Hurry, will ya…?! ‘specially since ‘m doin’ this un-unwillingly…!

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (Staring. Speechless, again.)

[ edgar ]

[ every edgar congregating to tell andrew he deserves the death penalty is something so beautiful and special ]

Y-You—You…! You’re bein’ serious…?! Then—Then ‘m bein’ serious, too… I’ll bury you while you’re breathin’ if you try this—this /bullshit/ again…! Makin’ a friggin’ fool out o-of me…

かわいい顔で寝てた😊💞

[ retweeting andrew’s respective animal (bunny) to signal i’m still alive here. i promise ]