It was the transmasculine urge in me

”Thats a lot of money!” ”Yeah! and im a lotta man!”

”Roll a navigation for me” ”I rolled a one :(”

“i wasn’t kicked off like you were- wait” “☹️”

-menacingly- what flavor is that

Would anyone care if the cake were to go missing in the middle of the party be honest

”Our wonderful knight commander of bluebonnet is going to be there as well” ”Oh”

Rather than slamming it in their face, i walk in a close it behind myself

You are good at shoveling shit

You are going to see your poppop

You decide not to have balls because your balls are abnormal

I guess we all gotta pay for somethin

Yogurts kind of like fruit sperm

”-cartoonish gulp-I” ”Ok i think thats enough chris”

Call me quill parker

Peepaw's got tuberculosis

I thought all vampires were infertile

”Are you happy?” ”BAHAHAHAHAH- * MUTES *”

You sound like a liar, 'fine linens'

If i were to get mysteriously sick an hour before the party would anyone care?