Sometimes the most spiritual thing to do is to tell someone to fuck off.

can i come over and put my freezing cold hands in your pants.

i cheat in arguments by flashing my boobs

hey, are you down for some mutual adoration and chill?

These multivitamins better fix my life.

people don’t actually care. that’s why I keep my distance.

live love start little fires

My expectations are at an all-time low, so you might have a chance

People are full of pretty words with empty meaning.

matching energy is hot as fuck

Let your weird light shine bright so the other weirdos know where to find you.

is this seat available? *points to your face*

if you make me laugh it instantly makes you 69% more attractive

Rumor has it I shower naked.

Some weeks, you’ll conquer mountains. Some weeks, simply rising is enough. No matter the week you’re facing, you remain undeniably beautiful, strong, and brave.

demon to some, angel to others.

An old romantic soul is a rare thing in a world of borrowed hearts and fleeting hands.

*seductively disappears into a dark forest*