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are they gonna have to put her down?

‘I asked chat gpt’ ‘I asked grok’ I asked the spirits of my ancestors

writing a poop manual, calling it the "manure manifesto" ✍️

in the usa, you can vote either for a party that does a genocide or one that does a ww3 + a domestic fascism

in the future, sex will be replaced with osmosis

before pooping, people couldn't eat very much

got fired from pornhub for asking my stepbro why he’s always in the laundry room

brb gonna put my brain in a bowl of ice water

no babe it’s fine, men who last longer than a YouTube ad scare me

Fucking YouTubers don't know the difference between magnet and magnate.

tying my autistic son to the train tracks

I don't use filters. I just have my phone on dark and handsome mode.

A glass of red dye might fix me.

Perchance you could enlighten me as to what ponderings have brought such a wistful look upon thine brow, bro?

"Like I'm gonna listen to some oldhead." ~ Me to me

Ricky Gervais is annoying and overrated af

Grown fucking adults believing in 2,000 year old fairytales, smh

This app makes me hate life most days

Sorry, can't. I'm running late to sex practice.