When I was 13 I killed a home invader with my grandpas gun. I was just trying to fire a warning shot but my hands were shaking too much. I saw his head explode, and I just now walked into mcdonalds and he was at the register.

today is my 10,000th day alive

Kai King Make_Ninjago_Great_Again why are the voices of the ninjago community after you 😭

once this covid shit is over im gonna start going to the gym, getting a job and getting a girlfriend

they should invent a sunday where you feel like a real person who is worthy of love

this has been the most challenging, emotionally tolling year of my entire life, but it's only making me more ready and excited for what's to come

day 5 of 2026 and co-star has bascially told me to kill myself if given the opportunity

New Vegas’ Caravan is EASY to learn and EASY to play… you MF’s are just too lazy to read the instructions!

if a masked man with a gun grabs at my car door handle i'm flooring the gas pedal no matter what btw

♫⃠ Talking with the haha funny brain boys and then going to Higgs Village:

glad my new job let's me go to the ocean once a week

r/mildlyinfuriating: Just moved in and apparently my new #house is 1/4 in bigger on the inside than it is on the outside