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Magical flute, playing dragon trying to bring a little joy into your life alt @beanthedergAlt @acetheavali.bsky.soci

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What do you do when there’s somebody you really like but you’re not sure who likes you put some context this guy really like and he’s on my wrestling team and I have his number, but I don’t have the guts to confess to him. I don’t want to ruin our friendship.

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They put me on this anabiotic for a sinus infection. They said that it would probably affect my hunger by making me not hungry. It’s done the complete opposite. I cannot stop eating I’m starving man.

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I can’t even go onto the store and buy carrots because I’m a fag. Damn, I just got home. The first thing I heard was you better not stick them things up your ass BITCH IF IT DON’T HAVE A FLARED BASE, IT DON’T BELONG

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I’m gonna crash the fuck out I’m on this anabiotic for a sinus infection and it made me so goddamn hungry. I had chicken and rice and three sandwiches and I go to sleep and I wake up and I’m hungry again. I’ve literally tried everything. I don’t like this stuff anymore.

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I don’t know if it’s just an autism thing, but I really like to eat carrots like this just because like it allows more flavour I guess

I don’t know if it’s just an autism thing, but I really like to eat carrots like this just because like it allows more flavour I guess
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You know, I decided I needed some simplicity in my life so I dug through my parents old shit and I got this and I got it up and running again after I don’t know I wanna stay late 19 years of being in storage#y2k

You know, I decided I needed some simplicity in my life so I dug through my parents old shit and I got this and I got it up and running again after I don’t know I wanna stay late 19 years of being in storage#y2k
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Help me please. I’ve been shitting for the last 45 minutes. It won’t stop coming out. OK, I’m out enough bricks to make a small neighborhood.

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I finally completed my project and I love it. It is so pretty. It’s a traditional Egyptian lantern. It holds oil by being coded with beeswax.

I finally completed my project and I love it. It is so pretty. It’s a traditional Egyptian lantern. It holds oil by being coded with beeswax.
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I wanted to make a formal apology about this I thought he got kicked out just for the poodleing I was not aware of the other stuff

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Just as it’s medically and grammatically incorrect to call an amputee’s nub/stump a hand or foot, it is medically and grammatically incorrect to call any part of a circumcised man’s body a penis. It is more accurate to refer to it as a genital nub or stump.

Just as it’s medically and grammatically incorrect to call an amputee’s nub/stump a hand or foot, it is medically and grammatically incorrect to call any part of a circumcised man’s body a penis.

It is more accurate to refer to it as a genital nub or stump.