This is March.

Reasons why March is the best month of the year 1. College Basketball 2. Daylight Savings 3. Spring Break 4. St Paddy’s Day 5. More College Basketball 6. Frozen Thin Mints 7. Random 72 degree days 8. College Basketball 9. Baseball 10. Happiness and Joy HM: College Basketball

Between my undergrad and my friends in grad school’s undergrads, we could see a contentious final four. And it would be so electric. Im so excited for this month.

Good morning all. Blacking in.

Interdimensional cable is here

Seeing unoccupied, unlocked laptops containing MNPI on the Northeast Regional Cafe Car

Driving around the affluent, densely settled suburb and every parent is walking their kid to school. Thats all I really want is that so much to ask. Raise my kids in a safe place that values education, mid to high six figures comp, flexible job. Ski house in Tahoe.

Before the delivery apps ruined cuisine, the only foods you could get delivered were chinese and pizza. These are also the only foods that are excellent both hot and cold. This was not coincidence. This is intelligent design.

The Finest Boys in Finance article is a psyop to distract from the Dow being down over 1,000 points

Too many people worried about what’s going on in the world right now, I am only concerned about getting lean for the summer

People in your 20s that live in Boston what’s it like having no fun ever?

WSJ with all timer as oil moons the economy implodes and the world ends for an entirely different reason

Gridlines, unformatted Wharton CRSP csv output, dupont analysis. God I wish I was an undergrad accounting major again without a care in the world.

Some are even drinking 100 in 48 hours

Reinventing Co-op City from first principles

Claude please build a “Too Good To Go” replica app but for unfinished beers and half smoked ciggies at the pub. Make no mistakes.

Entire sidewalks are covered in nips and scratchers but I can’t get flavored zyns. The Commonwealth of Massachusetts is a cursed and evil place

THE ohio state university

Last week I was monitoring the situation (iran) now I’m monitoring the situation (mid major conference tournaments)

heat (1995)