Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

Who's running this feed?

Can we end the Monte talk now and move on to realistic options.

So interesting that she is anti-DEI now, but when she served as president of her company, she promoted it “as a female-owned professional employer organization.” Guess only certain types of diversity are now problematic. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Mood right now!

Wonder what he got caught doing now

The best way to experience the Charlotte airport is to not experience the Charlotte airport.

fuck you

Aron Bummer simply cannot shut down an inning.

Yaz has been an absolute disaster for the Braves.

IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES

One thing about me, idc how hard life gets, i’m not drinking Deer Park water

They died

Who is JC Shurburtt gonna sell Big Spur to next? Is there anyone left?

This guy is gold