Ich habe heute im Aldi jemanden an der Kasse gefragt ob ich vor darf

The “red button vs blue button” question is stupid. Me personally, I’d just invent an entirely new GREEN button to press where everyone lives and I get a hundred million dollars. I know my intelligence can be frightening at times but that’s just the way I am. Perchance.

Alhaitham saying he'll help kaveh braid his hair when kaveh's frustrated about having a bad hair day in the morning.. Except he makes a whole different hairstyle as he does so like a ponytail or a bun while not forgetting to put a little braid around in case kaveh questions it

bro is the only half acceptable word to use to convey a fraction of the same emotion as saying digga in german would

WHAT ESCALATOR DOESN'T HAVE A SHUT-OFF BUTTON???!!! EEAAHHH IT'S PULLING ME IN!!! AHHH!!! MY NECK MY NECK AHHH!!! IT'S GONNA CUT OFF MY HEAD!!! IM DONE FOR!!!!!!!!!!

The little ongoing head injury I call love

SO nice to watch atla as an adult cus i remember being unable to articulate why i didn’t like the northern air temple episode or why hama’s ending bothered me or why aang was right about sparing ozai, but now i can. the beauty of brain development

ich glaube ich habe "dönerbuden ali" als konzept nie ausreichend hinterfragt

Last time I was in a turkish grocery store (in Germany) buying manti the employee looked me up and down, said "u turkish?" and when I said yes he said "don't buy that, it's 2 years past expiry date" and I think about the fact he's out here purposely poisoning german people a lot

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Can someone fix kaveh's sleep schedule?

I genuinely don't understand the "just download steam" argument against roblox like imagine if Minecraft totally sucked and I told you to switch to terraria

sometimes an album ends with a track that feels like it’s designed to be the last song you ever hear and it’s like okay what am I supposed to do now except for just die I guess

a few sketch requests from patreon :P

just another deer