3 games of hockey in 24 hours. 52 years old. My Apple Watch tried to call hospice.

Party at the lake. As usual, the fireworks were incredible!

Perfect night

Cheat day

My wife and I just returned from a two week vacation in Maui and Chicago. Still mentally in Maui, but physically on a Zoom call where someone just suggested we “circle back” to renegotiate issues on an agreement resolved 2 months ago. I’ve never rooted harder for a power outage.

Today I made the classic mistake of explaining why my client was wrong. Now, he appears to be on a quest to find something I did wrong. So far, it is not going so well for him. Love this for me.

Lawyer insomnia is just lying awake at 3 AM drafting email replies in your head and rehearsing arguments you’ll never use.

Nebraska gave up 202 rushing yards with 6.7 Yards per rush to Cincinnati. Happy for the win, but Huskers have some serious issues on defense to address. The Big10 will eat this team alive if they cannot figure it out quickly

Happy birthday to my amazing daughter! I am so proud of you and love you more than words can say!

If you believe free speech is for you but not your political opponents, you're illiberal. If no contrary evidence could change your beliefs, you're a fundamentalist. If you believe the state should punish those with contrary views, you're a totalitarian. If you believe

Currently attending a CLE taught by a guy who sounds like he’s narrating a sleep meditation app for lawyers. 10 minutes in and I’m struggling to maintain consciousness.

According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am a 21 year old girl. Did not see that coming.

My favorite gym workout is walking around trying to figure out which machines are actually in use and which ones are just being guarded by a lonely water bottle.

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

I have come to the realization that my wife and I don’t foster puppies. We run a very inefficient adoption agency where every employee gets emotionally attached and buys the inventory. Either that or at this point, I think our puppy fostering has become a subscription service.

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

Just listening to a band that was prominent in the soundtrack from my early 90s