It's been 10 days now Chick-fil-A, Inc.. 5 more and I'm jumping in a lake. Really wish I didn't have to drive 2 hours in the middle of winter to get chicken.....

A list of things I'd rather do instead of quarantine: 1. Run the 800 🤮 2.  Be stuck in traffic 3. Watch a 1 min un-skippable yt ad 4. In depth TSA pat down 5. Punched by Ali And finally..... 6. Go to the dentist

Currently locked in a room, with limited food and water, in the house I'm in, because I can't see/know what is going on in the living room. Guess you could say I've been quarantined in quarantine. Send help

Vote here for the Final Four of the Best College Logo Tournament! We got Creighton vs. Wyoming and South Dakota State vs. Wichita State! Who will advance to the Championship on Monday? #MarchMadness

If you had one of these as a kid you had a good childhood

Finish this tweet: "Like a good neighbor state farm is there..."

I've been like that for a few years but the past week has been even worse with hardly any at all

Eggnog should NOT be a seasonal drink! Eggnog is a year round drink. I said what I said.

The targeting penalty is making football soft. It is the dumbest penalty in the game. Might at well put flags on the players or make them play two hand touch. Absolute shit penalty

Okay wait hear me out, hear me out... Frosted Flakes... in strawberry milk. BEST. THING. EVER.

Football is becoming soft as hell, maybe by rule it was targeting, but the rule itself is shit.

My boy, McKallen Smith can absolutely FLY!! #highyump

Do y'all believe in the moon, yes or nah??

In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit. Amen Ryan Clark x.com/FTBVids_YT/sta…