Spent a semester abroad. Saw the eiffel tower...and was eiffel towered #happytobeback

Chase Rettig and Courtney Cox are still together...she either has beer flavored nipples or a bacon flavored vagina #bcpartyproblems

Uncle Dave Shinskie's the new bouncer at Roggies? Welcome freshman girls #bcpartyproblems

Since when is Cityside a gulag. Give me my ID back Dana!! #bcpartyproblems

RAs can make me dump out all 30 of my beers but they will NEVER take my foam mattress #bcpartyproblems

Freshman girls in short dresses heading to convocation....let the boys play! #bcpartyproblems

Outside of Walsh on a Thursday night is like a training ground for hookers #bcpartyproblems

came back from abroad without an STD...id consider that a success #bcpartyproblems

spotted: John Muse hitting on girls at cityside last weekend. HE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE! #bcpartyproblems

If you didnt throw up in any of your classes during syllabus week you didnt do it right #bcpartyproblems

its september and its still skirt weather #winning #boner #bcpartyproblems

apparently its ILLEGAL to have sex on BC campus....does it count if its just the tip? #bcpartyproblems

i leave BC for one semester and hillside is gone #fuckingfascists #bcpartyproblems

Public service announcement: fingering a girl for over 15 minutes is not enjoyable. we do not like it. please stop #ouch #dry #bcpartyprblms

Drunk self eats the nachos in lower on game day knowing sober self will be pissed the next day #tricked #bcpartyproblems

if you dont post game at shea you dont deserve to game at all #bcpartyproblems

backbay sandwich at eagles nest? fucking imposter #getouttahere #bcpartyproblems

already started the Halloween '13 diet. its tough to be a slut #bcpartyproblems

didnt know my roommate could speak spanish until i heard her dirty talk through the wall #ayyypapii

what's a worse cockblock: living at home for the summer or the Walsh security desk? #bcpartyproblems