Been wearing the same shirt to work for at least two months. Buttons downs don’t go bad.

Chappel Groan

MMMUUUUUUSSSTTTTAAAAAARRRRRDDDDDD

That post Thanksgiving weekend bathroom trip just felt like I gave birth.

The 🤪 emoji should only be used when sexting otherwise it makes me feel weird.

This all-in-one Tom’s of Maine toothpaste/deodorant just ain’t cutting it.

Guys think about one thing and it’s disgusting

If your voicemail is “I’m sorry but the person you’ve called has a voicemail box that has not been set up yet, goodbye” It’s time to lose your right to the internet and the road.

That long shower anxiety can really go crazy sometimes.

Groutfits are so back

Too many vape shops

Stop showing me Benny Blanco

Ban April Fools Day End jokes No more colors Your perception is only a figment of your own temporary reality Time to go bowling

It’s 2025 you’re not allowed to have your phone battery die anymore.

My PA sent me nudes a couple years ago this feels like a violation of HIPAA

My cat got better dental than your wife.

Don’t send me a mene ever

Retiring from sex. #ichosethis

Changed man