you will love tomorrow's club call!

The new Chris Paul trade will be like the old Chris Paul trade, except that Seattle will receive a middle finger.

@jaymohr37 you missed the post show riot #cushlash

Sharks cove mb

#BestSportsRivalry Skip Bayless vs. Reality

#PeytonWatch2012 FYI: So far Auburn has offered the most money.

Whitney Houston is two days away from earning her 30-days sober AA chip.

Derrick Rose not playing tonight actually threw Erik Spoelstra off. He was prepared to shut him down by bringing xeroxed copies of the SATs.

Somewhere in Orlando, a couple is stranded in a Taco Bell drive thru, waiting on Dwight Howard to make up his mind.

Tim Tebow will switch from 15 to 19 as a Jet to insure Mark Sanchez doesn't hit on him.

A "ball don't lie" moment from Bynum's perspective as Dirk misses the technical he drew for hanging on the rim after a big dunk.

Don wants me to clip the guy from Heinz account and I go to Pittsburg and I do hit while the Steelers play immaculate reception game.

If Barry Zito can keep this up all season, the future movie about the 2012 Giants will omit him completely.

National Sibling Day and Bobby Petrino getting fired on the same day. Arkansas had quite the busy day today. What's next, electricity?

300th follower to RT gets Justin Verlander signed ball. bit.ly/Jbfud5

Eye opening RT @TheSGMA $1 invested into physical activity will lead to $3.20 saved in medical cost savings

PIC VERSION OF THE JAVALE McGEE DRINKING GAME: bit.ly/JCWQb1

If Mitt Romney can find a way to blame this on Obama, he'll win in a landslide. #MNF

SEC stands for secondary engages carelessly “Adam Kramer: The secondary play in this game, tho. bit.ly/1dPFtEm”