Message to rich parents: make sure to buy your kids a couple of friends who will tell them they’re idiots.

Date Night with Seth Meyers

Every time a price rings up ending in .99, I feel like the store is calling me a stupid piece of shit.

I estimate we’re about a year away from Oreo releasing a Coke flavor and Coke releasing an Oreo flavor and I’m going to transform instantly into a communist.

I really liked Dial of Destiny. But I also liked Crystal Skull, so do with that what you will.

All of the worst Tweets are For You.

Watching The Blues Brothers for the first time in years. The Rewatchables should do an episode on this classic. Apex mountain for shopping mall car chases?

I hate when these articles say that the cyclist “died after a bicycle accident”. If a pedestrian is killed by a pickup truck, do they say the pedestrian died after a walking accident? valleynewslive.com/2023/07/09/far…

I’ve suddenly been getting a lot of ads for buttcrack deodorant, and I think I see why.

This might be the last straw for me with DirecTV. Just ridiculous.

I’ve seen people saying that RFK Jr is a nut. But don’t take my word for it, I don’t know anything about this stuff. The information is all out there and you can research it for yourself and draw your own conclusion.

Is it still cord cutting if my old tv provider uses spaceships to beam signals to my house and the new one is literally a cord that connects to my house owned by the same company?

Who is buying an obsolete phone that can’t even connect to a network for $190K?! abcnews.go.com/Business/wireS…

I heard that if Trump scores 7 indictments, everyone gets free taco’s. Big if true.

I might be the first person to ever have to sneak OUT of an R rated movie.

Yeah, lock his ass up.

It’s great that they added new charges to Trump’s tab. 40 is a nice round biblical number that his supporters are sure to love.

It's truly a hat trick to announce your ethics can't be scrutinized in an interview it was unethical to give in the first place talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/alit… via Talking Points Memo

Pretty sure I’m gonna delete this app now that it’s got the new annoying name and logo.

Meanwhile, In Lakewood, CO today…