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Power to y’all Auburn and Braves fans. Y’all have hearts of steel.

If you think decorating for Christmas before thanksgiving is wrong you’re immature

whatever is on my credit card statement is between Chase bank and God. i don’t need to see all that.

I think my favorite thing I’ve seen so far is bama fans reposting the Rodeo/Final Four video of people running to Toomer’s (2.5 years ago) thinking that it’s from iron bowl

The absolute disrespect of knowing someone and then they go and name their dog the same name as you

being an adult is just an endless loop of wiping down the counter

My husband will stand in the middle of the living room, watching my show that he says, “is dumb” for 30 minutes. Then hits me with, “What’s going on? She’s dating this guy now?”.

Your rights end where someone else’s begin @ my upstairs neighbor

she's a 10 but she gets overstimulated at the supermarket

this is me on BeReal

I’m begging y’all to remember that you’re naming people, not just babies. A 17 year old will have that name, a 28 year old will have that name, a 43 year old will have that name, a 77 year old grandparent will have that name. Maybe we should rethink choosing McKeinsleigh Graycynn

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

I say give them both a Roku remote and the first one to start a movie gets to be president

$22 sandwich should be illegal. If I was president all sandwiches would be hard-capped at $9

When I think about the SEC I think about a grandma sitting by herself in the lobby of a hotel reading Better Home and Gardens magazine wearing a giant "Beat The Hogs" pin. #wardamn

this gonna do *numbers* on facebook